JOKE FOR THE WEEK END..
Brilliant Answers by Banta but the teacher gave him '0' marks only
Q- In which battle did Tipu Sultan die?
A- His last battle !
Q- Where was the declaration of independence signed?
A- At the bottom of the page !
Q- What's the main reason for Divorce?
Q- river Ganges flows in which state?
A- Liquid state !
Q- When was Mahatma Gandhi born?
A- On his birthday !
Q- How will u distribute 8 mangoes among 6 people?
A- By preparing mango shake....
Thanks & Regards V?